At first I was not quite sure what to do with it. I carried it round, hid it under the cushions on the settee, and then got it out again 10 mins later ... then I dropped it on the stairs. Dad said it was as good as a landmine for anyone coming downstairs in the dark. Unreasonable Mum wouldn't let me chew at it on the bed, so I left it hidden on Dad's side, just where he would have stepped on it as he got up in the night ....
Finally I had it out in the garden ...
... but then I saw Dad taking the cover off the bar-b-q ...
... so the bone needed to be put somewhere safe while I helped Dad out. I looked all around ...
....this looks like a reasonable place ...
..... but this looks better ......
... especially if I dig a bit of a hole, put the bone in and then cover it up ..... no-one will look under here ... should be quite safe ......
...bone? what bone?
(all I have to do is remember where I buried it!)
.... coming Dad .... I'm coming ....
..... so what can I do to help?
(oh my goodness, he's got beefburgers, sausages and STEAK ... I haven't had steak for simply AGES ..)
.... you dropped a bit ....
dont worry, I got it ... no mess ....
... and I know there is some on there specially for me, there always is ....
I LOVE bar-b-q's.